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Benjamin's Helpful Household Hints:

1) Books should be stored on the floor, ideally in front of a door leading to a stairwell. Rearranging the books can be a momentous task, so to break it into more manageable portions, start with the bookcase nearest the stairs and proceed from there.

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I would, in fact, call what Benjamin has been doing this week running.

I never thought I would be so grateful for separation anxiety.