Nov. 5th, 2006

a memo:

Nov. 5th, 2006 07:39 am
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To The Hormonal Regulatory Processes:

This body is currently engaged in lactation. As such, all resources not needed for the health of the body are earmarked for lactation. It is an inappropriate use of resources to divert nutrients to the production of uterine lining, as this body will not be engaging in further reproduction. This is the likely cause of the recent drop in milk production. An increase in both the frequency of pumping milk and load bearing exercise carrying the baby has been initiated, and we must strongly urge you to see that resources are more appropriately allocated in the future. Thank you for your attention in this important matter.

Sincerely,

The Higher Cognitive Processes

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